One thing inside that box of chips
Goes wrong - and suddenly all others quit
Important functions such as sound
Refuse to work and hide deep down
The printer only prints its test page
And games refuse the "enter" stage

Now comes the time to call for help
Write emails, phone support - just yelp
Make sure to rescue files important
Before computers mode says: dormant

Until some person gives instructions
You sit amidst this mad destruction
Don't know for sure what's next to smash
Live good old rules: no touch, no crash

No: don't give up, there must be ways
To move around unplanned delays
Those stupid hotlines don't reply -
So instead ask experts who will try
To overcome PC's resistance
'Cause nothing beats a friends assistance ;)